1) We put the effort in so you don't have to. We've worked with top U.S. companies to source, test and package our products and get them quickly to your door.

2) We're in it for the long haul. 1000's of happy men (and women!) have written to us about how Green Lumber improved their lives. We're here to stay.

3) We give a damn. A great customer experience is at the top of our priority list. You can easily reach us by phone, email, chat, or messenger and we'll take care of you.

Free for new customers with a discount code. Just $8 for FedEx 2Day®️ (where available) or USPS Priority Mail shipping in the United States. Subscriptions are $5. Faster options may be available at checkout for additional cost. Shipping to other countries is not available. We know, we're sad about it too.

We stand behind our brand and our products. Just let us know if you're not satisfied and we'll replace it or refund your money. No forms, no phone calls, no hassles.

We always recommend you consult your primary healthcare practitioner prior to starting any supplement if you have a medical condition / allergies, are concerned about how the ingredients in a supplement may impact your risk of developing a medical condition, or are taking prescription or over the counter medications.

With great power comes great responsibility, Peter. 😏